Paleocene Action

Oppose extinction

In the UK a reportedly non-violent group called Palestine Action was classed as a terrorist organisation by honest Yvette Cooper. Yvette had received tens of thousands of pounds from Israeli organisations that wanted to stop Palestine Action. Just a coincidence. And the fact that Israeli organisations have donated massive sums to Labour obviously isn’t bribery or political manipulation. Anyone saying it is will be accused of antisemitism. We all know “antisemitism” has been spun so much that if you are accused of being antisemitic in 2025 it is shorthand for “you oppose genocide,” just as some people claim “terrorism” has been spun by Labour to mean “opposition to genocide” as well. Truly confusing times when the government doesn’t know what words mean and haven’t received enough bribes … I mean, donations … to buy a dictionary.

Palestine Action apparently embarrassed the current Labour/Conservative government by riding into a military base on scooters and using paint, revealing that UK military security is about as lax as the Government’s abuse of words. Yes, pro-Palestine activists entered the largest airbase in Britain on electric scooters, rode around the keystone-cop security, then accelerated out of the base again.

Apparently the “RAF planes” they sprayed aren’t even owned by the RAF, but by a private hedge fund that profits from their use. But let’s not let facts get in the way of Government apoplexy and ineptitude.

Since then, UK police have spent their time arresting elderly people and peaceful protestors who object to the government using terror legislation to silence opposition. That included the largest mass arrest (532 people) at a single protest in decades, surpassing the 339 people arrested at the poll tax riots of 1990. Glad to see police money being well spent under Labour, even when they claim there’s no money for anything people need.

Apparently some people started a new anti-genocide protest group called “Yvette Cooper” so that when she proscribes them, she is also proscribing her evil self. Smart.

The lengths people have to go to when the government keeps enabling genocide and defending apartheid states like Israel! I almost feel sorry for Yvette Cooper and the rest of the blood-money bandits who would rather help settler-colonial projects overseas than look after the citizens of the UK.

At a recent protest a man was arrested for wearing a T-shirt that said “I support Plasticine Action”. When another police officer (who was able to read) spent a moment jabbing at it and following the letters, they realised it didn’t say what they had assumed and “de-arrested” him. It reminds me of a comedy sketch about police instititutional racism where a freshly trained policeman’s first response when encountering a member of the public is to say, “You’re nicked, you black bastard!” and start beating him with a truncheon (even when the person is white). Was that in The Young Ones or Little Britain? I can’t find the clip anywhere to check, but it feels like the police today as they go about arresting placard-holding blind people for terrorism. Again, money well spent, Labour arseholes!

As such, be very careful if you wear a “Paleocene Action” T-shirt. Even though it has nothing to do with terrorism, and is “Against extinction and dinosaur politicians” (and just happens to include a red colour identical to Yvette Cooper’s Labour rosette) the police don’t bother with things like justice or reading, and are likely to arrest you. Of course, you would get “unarrested” later when one of them eventually realises that just because things have a superficial similarity, does not mean they are the same. I mean, Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper both look vaguely human, but we all know they’re not.

You can apparently buy Paleocene Action T-shirts here, with any profits going to good causes. As someone with a geology background and a childhood fascination with saurians, I could imagine myself wearing one of these, glad to get away from politics for once.

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